I shaved off my beard.
To the rest of humanity this isn’t a thing.
To some of humanity this is a relief.
But to me, this is a disaster, a terrible fate I never wanted to entertain. I didn’t realise just how much impact having this burn on my leg has had on my body tone. I’ve gone all flabby, and with my beard acting as a jaw line substitute I never knew I’d become a pudgy loser.
I’ve gone wrong.
I had a job interview for a proper job that pays proper money and I shaved off my beard so I can look like a fitting candidate, but I has cycled back my self confidence. I need my face hair back.
News as this develops.

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